Dancing
Expectation:
Reality:
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When I run into someone who doesn’t remember me
I’m like:
And they’re like:
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Whenever something involves basic math
When my skinny friend says she’s feeling fat
How I am around my crush
Expectation:
Reality:
When a sidewalk petitioner tries to get me to sign something
There should be a show called “You’ll Never Find Out” where each week there’s a new story with a new set of characters and it always ends on a cliffhanger.
Well hello there satan
NO BUT THEN IN THE SEASON FINALE THEY HAVE LIKE 3 MINUTE SPOTS TO SHOW THE CONCLUSIONS FOR ALL THE STORIES
AND PLOT TWIST: All those unconnected stories? They connect like puzzle pieces in the end.
SOMEBODY MAKE THIS HAPPEN
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